Captions Submitted - In order of submission
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This one time at band camp.I put a trumpet up my......
I think that's enough Pontin's tales Miss Easterlow !
Submitted by Ben Pinner |
Amy knew that swallowing chewing gum in its tinfoil wrapper was a mistake. Now, every time she passed wind, her farts possessed a strange metallic outer shell.
Submitted by David Flynn |
Amee was not impressed! She thought she was very cleaver playing the trumpet from her ar*e, until she turned to see the boss playing the tuba from his.
Submitted by Amee |
Yes,I can play it like this boss, I just cant march very well
Submitted by The Boss |
And now stick your instruments up you're a*s*, and we'll all be able to march like Mr Anderson
Submitted by Anonymous
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I said Blow! not suck!
Submitted by Jonny
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"Amee! That's not what I meant by 'between your LIPS!'
Submitted by V.Rude |
OK! Steve you can play your trumpet, just get out from up there will you!
Submitted by Amee
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come on hammo put the base drum on my back. the one man band comp starts in a minute!
Submitted by MRS SMITHE |
We're not marching behind her
Submitted by S Melly |
yes boss you were right, you can play out your a*** better than me! and this is how you play trumpet and harmonica at the same time
Submitted by MRS SMITHE |
I said Hum! the tune and I'll play it.
Submitted by Anonymous |
"parp"- "oh no! did anybody hear that?"
it was'nt me! honest!
Submitted by MRS SMITHE |
Arent instruments fun!!!
Submitted by Sarah Johnson |
"in this lesson I am going to demonstrate how to play a bottom C"
Submitted by Ben Pinner |
We're just waiting for Steve now, one more push and I'll have him out of here!
Submitted by Anonymous |
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Submitted by F.A. Tass |
"Where would you like me to put your tea ma'am?" "Do I really need to answer that?!"
Submitted by Ben Pinner |
Flt lt Hincks had his suspicions that the girls were hiding the Bugle Boy somewhere in the Dorm.
Submitted by: Kid Napp |
"Do you know the Trumpets Up My Bum?"
"You hum it and I'll **** it!"
Submitted by W. Histler |
"Amy! Stop sitting on the Flt Lt's horn!"
Submitted by: Ivor |
"A dramatic decline in Recruits put extra pressure on Cadets to play more than one instrument on Carnival day"
Submitted by: Cleve Rarse |
"why don't you just kiss my trumpet!"
Submitted by Ben Pinner |
"Amy's boyfriend finally took the hint when shown where not to put it!"
Submitted by Paul Roche |
This was not what the CO meant when he asked instructor to show the brass section how to avoid those all embarrassing bum notes.
Submitted by: D Moss |
All the right notes, not necessarily from the right place.
Submitted by: Jonny
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