I can't imagine why they wouldn't want to have their name
publicised. I'm sure that Wing Commander Mills would love
to personally congratulate the budding comedian responsible
for such an entry.
I must point out before the subsequent Courts-martial, that
I didn't vote for this entry, honest!
seen my hat? Hmm.....I wonder if its up there"
Submitted by Cadet Lockley (Aimée)
Klingons on the starboard bow!!"
Submitted by Ben Pinner
Officer, I recon that if you bring that box over here
you will be able to see this".
Submitted by Paul Kitchen
|"Oh my god
its full of navy Seamen!!"
Submitted by cadet Brown
was Ian, and he worked the fastest periscope in the west!"
(To be sung, -ernie, the fastest
milkcart in the west)
Submitted by Sarah Crewe
to all the clothing stores in the Country trying to get
a hat with a peak on the back !."
Submitted by Ian Crewe
two, You can see our house from here"
Submitted by Paul Roche
|"My god, I can't
see anything though this contraption, it's all steamed
up. Someone open a window, it's too hot in here".
On receiving this order the rest of the submarines company
realised that the Airforce officer exchange program had
been a terrible mistake.
Submitted by Paul
|"oh my god its
a Cadet drowning, some one save him, otherwise there will
be far to much paper work to do !!"
Submitted by WO Lamb 2438 Sqn
|"Norman had joined
the Navy to escape his mother but Mrs. Bates just wouldn't
let go. Often she sat in the window behind him, a silhouette
over his left shoulder".
Submitted by David Flynn
idea Ian, he he he, by disguising my self as one of those
submariners those pesky cadets wont even think of looking
for me in this sub! oh better watch out now here they
come, he he he."
Submitted by Cdt James Dore, 121
|It's at times like
this that the airforce officer has comfort in the fact
that the Navy say that Submarines are safer than aircraft.
The proof is in the fact that there are more aircraft
in the water than submarines in the air!
Submitted by Paul
| "wing commander
sighted load torpedo tubes 1-4 and fire at mills"
Ouch!!! Name withheld for some reason
I can't imagine why.